Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 23, 2009

har du hørt om at tage opvasken

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.

Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"

by exdeh January 29, 2021

Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie

Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.

Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"

by Jalalabad123 November 30, 2010

har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz

Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.

<3 Jae

jk

har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch

by NotEllias September 18, 2020

Har du en dator som du tror att vi har användning för, tveka inte att maila någon arrangör om det

sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike

fuck i got AWPed again!!!

by mikez0r August 18, 2003

Nu har du grävt dig djupt ner i keson

Ordspråket ''Nu har du grävt dig djupt ner i keson'' används när någon gjort något dåligt eller är lite fel.

''NEJ NU HAR DU GRÄVT DIG DJUPT NER I KESON MARKUS!!!'', eller ''Nu är du lite djupt ner i keson Johan''

by Greve Borgs goon November 28, 2022

Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky December 31, 2010