Hams

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Ham

to be ugly

"bruh he's hella ham"

by bada$$b!tch October 07, 2019

Ham

Ham ist die Abkürzung für al-Hamdu li-Llāh. Es wird eingesetzt um eine positive Reaktion auf eine bestimmte Situation zu geben. Die negative Form ist “unham” und kann der Definition entsprechend als negative Reaktion verwendet werden.

Lukas: Ich hab die Prüfung bestanden!
Florian: Ham!

Tom: Ich muss in den 3. Versuch.
Florian: Unham!

by johannesfoerster September 30, 2021

HAM

acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual

Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.

by kpoo May 16, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 05, 2011

Ham

Vagina, fanny, ladybits, cunt, twat, fadge, flange, beef curtains, hairy axe wound, fifi, minnie, minge.

Would you like to touch my ham?
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.

by Chalise and Charlotte March 13, 2009

hamming

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

by Vlade October 26, 2005