Barney the Dinosaur is a "Gouche-Asuarus-Rex", and so is Daniel
by SexXxy Em0 b0y September 2, 2010
by Red Gouche February 22, 2011
something you yell when an annoying shit fuck starts trying shit in yo hood so you want that nigga to lick the underneath between yo balls and yo ass
by oiFaNCYz- December 15, 2014
A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
by NiCKATiNE July 17, 2008
The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.
I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.
by Ehcko February 26, 2014
An insult to someone who is gay or is just plain bugging the shit out of you.
This may be followed by phisical contact wear you would be saying whatever would fly out of your mouth the fastest at the oponent.
This may be followed by phisical contact wear you would be saying whatever would fly out of your mouth the fastest at the oponent.
Mike: hey what did you do on the weekend?
Jon: nothing now stfu you gouche burrito no one likes you.
Mike: wtf *swings fist*
Jon: nothing now stfu you gouche burrito no one likes you.
Mike: wtf *swings fist*
by justin854 April 3, 2007
by Soca C March 25, 2013