Gandalf pipe

An uncircumcised penis

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!

by Table Water Deer September 04, 2023

Gandalf & dragon

Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-

John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-

by sanxity June 05, 2024

Gandalfing

The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.

Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"

One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"

by ThunderFox69 December 17, 2017

Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"

Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.

by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 08, 2025

Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)

Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf

by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020

Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho

“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”

“I know right!”

by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022

Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'

"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"

by BigDawgJ September 04, 2021