A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022
Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
by I eat your toes for breakfast May 9, 2023
An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011
by boogerpizzas June 16, 2013
"He's such a male cruncher."
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
by LilSkirt January 3, 2022
I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.
by John Ball November 18, 2004
Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".
I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!
by BotanWuuut May 10, 2018