Yo my nigga clex is a G, he stays getting blumpkins like crazy. His bittys be on point too! nough said.
by Clexs Wifey March 8, 2012
by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 22, 2012
when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.
after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa
by phillies finest April 6, 2008
by dayrissa April 22, 2009
giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump then after the girl puts her face in the toilet while the man cums on her butt
by meeshell October 15, 2007
Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.
by Straightliner April 22, 2008
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
by J-Bud72 April 13, 2011