laid an acorn

A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.

Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!

by kerbalicious January 24, 2018

Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.

Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.

by Tommington January 25, 2018

acorn yammer

someone who looks like they yam acorns for a living

izzy is an acorn yammer

by 420xoxoxox February 28, 2022

Acorn in a bush

When someone has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis. The penis looks like an acorn in a bush.

I have a hot date tonight So I should probably shave my pubes, it looks like an Acorn in a bush.

by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020

acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nose

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 14, 2021

acorn weevil

a silly bug with a silly nosr

connor likes acorn weevils

by d1e October 14, 2021

Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 25, 2020