Take the waddle off

Take the waddle off

that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.

me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off

by little man87 March 25, 2016

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 11, 2017

Cabby Waddle

Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.

Oh damn look at Dave, he's all locked up in the hips with Cabby Waddle!

by I asked Mavis but she farted July 29, 2021

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 4, 2010

waddle waddle

waddle waddle is often used for penguins. But iiiiii say waddle waddle because im stupid

i go waddle waddle

by kydence March 31, 2019

waddle waddle

often used for penguins when they walk... but when iiiiii use it i often use it for my self because im stupid

i go waddle waddle

by kydence March 31, 2019

Darren waddle

umm he's a pretty weird guy, but he will beat you up with his jujutsu

Darren waddle more like HES GONNA BEAT YOU UP

by Todobeggins October 1, 2021