To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
by Mochalatte March 14, 2011
Don't ya hide away from the
Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from
The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game
And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from
The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game
And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
You stay good baby
And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now
What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,
The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now
What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,
The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
by Death Menace May 28, 2023
Researching and immediately becoming an expert in field . Watch videos on collecting/fixing/repair etc. solely watching YouTube videos. Akin to folks that think Wikipedia is a cop out source of information. Related to those that demand medication from their doctors cause the rx commercial told them all about it.
(Week end buddies come together to build another buddy's deck...)
A: You need to dig a hole 47" to support post.
B: No, its 55".
A: No, is 47" minimum. I saw it on a youtube video.nn
B: Well I remember reading the specifications when I applied for permit. Stop doing YouTube due diligence bro, you can hurt somebody.
A: You need to dig a hole 47" to support post.
B: No, its 55".
A: No, is 47" minimum. I saw it on a youtube video.nn
B: Well I remember reading the specifications when I applied for permit. Stop doing YouTube due diligence bro, you can hurt somebody.
by Aine2014 May 30, 2022
When you ensure you do background checks before taking new penis. Such as obtaining a dick pic before hooking up.
“Yeah I met this guy online he’s coming round on Friday to hook up”
“Have you checked out the size of his cock yet? Like you know have you done your due willigence”
“Have you checked out the size of his cock yet? Like you know have you done your due willigence”
by Skipds121 September 22, 2021
An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.
The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
by GI Jes February 8, 2023
by Priapism January 23, 2018
Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022