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Sloshed

like two Weet-Bix in a litre of milk; that is now your body to blood alcohol level. Sloshed.
To be so drunk your now paralytic, nothing you say makes sense and gravity is now 100 X stronger
"Fuck it, let's get sloshed!"
by Sloshedaf March 12, 2018
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Lawn Sloshing

To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).
"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."
by WeALLknow October 18, 2012
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Sloshed

To get wet in the rain while eating hot dogs at an otherwise meaningless loser bowl Giants-WFT game in week 18
Let’s get sloshed for this weeks Giants game
by LSK January 6, 2022
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Guac-slosh

Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
by Guac-sloshed Fr August 23, 2024
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Sloshed

Very drunk
He was so sloshed he couldn’t walk
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ass slosh

The slushy substance that oozes from all orifices of men hailing from Pittsburg.
Josh is lost in ass slosh.
by JoshEatsAss August 20, 2016
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Slammer sloshed

The art of becoming so inebriated one or a group of individuals become incarcerated for the evening.
"Yeah man let's get slammer sloshed and see who's on the cell block tonight."
by b.a.s.k. January 12, 2010
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