part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.
Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"
by Lauren February 20, 2003
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let me start by saying I am an ex New jersian, now having said that, Do Not be MISLEAD by the nickname garden state. It is Americas biggest cess pool, the only gardens that may be growing there now are probably illegal ones(in homes in camden and vineland, most typically).The state Troopers as well as the local city divisions of police are all corrupt, egotistical, self serving,trigger happy fucks, with a permanent bug up their ass! The most corrupt division Of NJ politics lies in the Welfare system and Division of Youth and Family services, both of which should be brought up on charges of fraud, neglegence, and Racial descrimination(I am talking about descrimination of the white americans, of which are harassed and denied ever recieving any benefits, when it's needed). It is is the biggest disgrace to America, as there are specifically no freedoms anymore for anyone who isn't rich or Is of another ethnical background outside of caucasion. The ONLY best part about New Jersey, Is the sign That Says: "You Are Now Leaving New Jersey"!
Did ya hear about the drug raid In Vineland, New Jersey?
by highclassbizzitch March 4, 2008
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Best state hands down.
we dont have an accent and it doesnt smell here thanks.
to all you dumb people on here making fun of us jersey girls get over it cause we're hotter than half you new york city ,and philly girls so shove itt.
we own at driving and if you cant handle it, leavee cause we dont want your ass here anyway.
not everyone here is emo so thats dumb . and for all your information , i have been to other places and i still love new jersey so suck ittt. we dont say joisey. we are not trash so you can just get over it . and not everyone here is a guido so :p ! and also we dont all look the same except for the fact that we're all drop dead sexy .
dont mess, camden will kill your ass . yeah im from new jersey , and damn proud of itt.
and to all you californians and new yorkers who think your hot shitt ? you can kiss my part irish-part italian ass and leave!
peacee bitchhhes.
Guy : your from new jersey ?!
Girl : hell yeahh
Guy : Lets do itt !
by megannnnelizabeth August 24, 2008
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a shitty ass state with nothing to do because there's nowhere to go hang out and have fun. you NEED a car to get around new jersey. why live in jersey when there's philly and nyc? none of the cities and i mean NONE have shit in em. go to newark and it has nothing but bums and crackheads. go to trenton, nothing. everything is so spread out YET over here is densely populated.


to make it even worse, prepare to run into shitty people. i'm not saying everybody in new jersey are shitty BUT i'm just saying you'll think it's the majority with the way people act around here. it's filled with a lot of people with egos who think they're better than you and will put you down and they don't even fucking know you. a LOT of haters too. can't forget about the nosy people who cannot mind their motherfucking business. they're busy watching you when they supposed to be watching tv. prepare to have people with nothing better to do with their time but bullshit around or worse. you'll be thinking there's something wrong with them or worst. miserable people, rude people, arrogant people, fucked up people... they're all here. funny how whenever i go to new york, there's somebody willing to engage in a conversation with me and be all friendly BUT whenever i come to jersey, there's people acting up and getting disrespectful as hell when talking to me. fucking sad. be careful, if you go to the urban areas, you'll find a lot of sorry folks who ain't doing shit with themselves looking hopeless as hell, pathetic as shit... folks with dreads and shit, looking the same, some folks on the gang shit repping gangs they know nothing about, and keeping it ignant and ghetto. trust me. you go to the burbs, you'll find people who think they're better than everybody, making assumptions about the world saying seriously ignorant shit, they don't veer outside their suburb either same with the people in the urban areas even though plenty of the folks in urban areas have jobs in burbs and shit unlike people in the burbs which stay there and know people their whole lives so they don't know shit. they live in their little bubble.

this place is racist as a motherfucker too. how can i put it. it's something you'll have to find out yourself. and also dangerous where you have to watch your back because like i said before, you have people with nothing better to do with shitty personalities that will make your life miserable or pick fights with you. pretty fucking wack.

we also have a lot of corruption too. TOO MUCH. too much to explain here.


CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THOSE SHITTY ASS DRIVERS TOO. FUNNY HOW THE WHOLE STATE OF JERSEY HAS SHITTY DRIVERS IN COMPARISON TO NYC WHERE PEOPLE DRIVE SHITTY AS HELL WHEN IT'S A CITY.

i have to disagree wholeheartedly with all the people that said jersey is nice. i know that for a fact because i'm here typing this shit to you from my experience over here. i'm not originally from jersey BUT in comparison to other places. jersey ain't shit. if you gonna move somewhere, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SHITTY ASS JERSEY.

unless you have family over here, wanna be bored out of your mind, and shit, come over here. you will be disappointed or worst. i also gotta say that most of the people that are "proud" to be from jersey are fronting their pride or haven't been elsewhere outside jersey.
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New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners
Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!
by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 19, 2018
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The shadow of New York. A horrific hell hole in which no one can survive, inhabited by the most disgusting, vile people you could ever meet. Any person who has any desire to live in New Jersey, or desires to return to New Jersey, is mentally insane and it is essential that they live out their lives in solitary confinement
Oh New Jersey, who in their right mind would want to live there?
by Wandering Vagabond June 29, 2019
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Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
by idontreallyknowanymore January 21, 2019
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