Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 28, 2023
Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
by schoolsucksballs March 1, 2023
Mason is REALLY hot, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Also AMAZING at sports. He will marry a girl named Taliah. He will have four kids named Mia, Sienna, Karma and koa. Him and Taliah went to school together and dated throughout high school. They got married at age 24.
by Hippo Dog Snowman January 20, 2021
Mason is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has brown hair and will do anything for one of her best friends. Any guy would be lucky to have her and if you have a chance you should get her. She has the kindest and most perfect eyes and her smile can make anyone’s day in a matter of seconds. Her smile is one that can light a whole room up and her blush is just as amazing. She is the girl that will smile when you’re having a bad day and will make it better instantly. She is the most perfect, beautiful, sweetest, and amazing girl who has ever walked this planet:)
by Tsquare44 November 25, 2019
He is the most amazing person you'll meet, he knows how to make you smile without even seeing him, he is very understanding of your problems, he is very respectful towards you or anyone, he knows how to make you laugh no matter what, he also knows how to make you fall for him, and he is very country, I hope yall know a Mason because yall are very lucky if you do.
Mason is the best person you'll meet.
by yolomatejerryhere26 August 31, 2021
A blonde white kid with blue/green eyes and purple dye in the front. He is 4'8" and skateboards. His skateboard size is 8.0. He has red converse. He plays drums in a band called Freakout!. He also plays guitar, tenor saxophone, and piano. He also loves drawing anime and hentai. His favorite band is Slipknot. He loves heavy metal, punk, and grunge. He is a little snacc. He also has a hot friend named dylan. Their bros and have beat eachothers asses but would definitley kill for eachother.
Mason is a little sexy thang.
by jyrjhet.com November 3, 2019