Kyle

1.cute
2.Beautiful perfect hair
3.supper pretty eyes
4.sweet and loving
5.is always missed
6. has tennis ball muscles

Look at that! he's got BEAutiful Kyle hair! Even the girls are jealous!!

by grace1194 June 1, 2011

Kyle

Kyle is guy who won't think twice to help you and never sees it as a big deal. He has a strong drive to protect everyone around him. Kyle is smart in school and the ways of the world but can be the biggest dumbass at times. Usually funny because of jokes that degrade himself and he is always fun to be around. Loves the ladies but gets a little less back. Has been called cute and such by random girls but never led to anything so he doesn't buy it. Very humble and doesn't think he is worth the shit he puts in the toilet. Can be very serious and depressed but holds his problems to himself not wanting others to share his burden. Learns from his mistakes and won't give in if he makes the battle personal. Kyle just seems to love everyone even if you are a doosh.

Kyle may be the best guy we will ever know.

Kyle would give his life for us.

by TheSockMan!! November 27, 2009

Kyle

A guy that would do anything for you and deserves the best. He's looking for a relationship where they both really love eachother. He wants long term, if he can he would probably marry you. He's really fun to be around and funny. He's completely adorable and if you have his heart then hold on to it and never let it go. He's about as close to perfect as you'll get. He's exactly the type of guy you would want to be with forever <3

Wow what a Kyle, he's so in love with her.

by iloveyou*<3*143 April 5, 2011

Kyle

has some THICC luscious eyebrows

“damn look at kyle over there, such a Mack Daddy McSquirt with those THICC luscious eyebrows...what a babe.”

by MackDaddyMcSquirt November 19, 2017

Kyle

Someone with nice eyebrows who always leaves you on fucking read

Kyle left me on Seen

by seriouslykyle? January 21, 2018

Kyle

a warrior of god-like proportions. he has the body of a god, the muscles of the hulk, the looksof a Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid, the sex appeal of glen quagmire, the loveableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset, and the reflexes of a jaguar. Charlie Sheen challanged Kyle on his new game show "The Biggest Winner" and got shut out. If kyle were to kick you in the back of the head, you would have to fight off the incredible urge to thank him. Kyle spends most of his time pimpin his hoes, rollin in his lambo, and above all, winning. Researchers at harvard university ran som tests on Kyle to find out who his real parents were. they discovered He created himself cuz hes equal to God. Kyle has many forms but his most common form is a teenage dark haired student to avoid being found by Satan (because he wants a rematch). Be warned, just because he looks non-threatning does not mean he won't open his trade-marked can-o-whoop-ass on you. He currently resides in a discrete location somewhere in the U.S. but dont bother looking for him, cuz he knows where you already are. December 20th, 2012 is the day Kyle plans to retire from being a BAMF. Surely within the next 24 hours humanity will fall, thus ending the Earth.
Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?
other friend:yeah why?
Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.
other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!

GOD Kyle

by Muffcake49858 March 24, 2011

Kyle

the coolest, most awesome guy around. he is sweet and caring and would never intentionally do anything to hurt anyone. he says some of the funniest shit and is always makin people laugh. but don't piss him off, because he can also be pretty fuckin crazy.

thanks man, your so Kyle.

by baby hours April 28, 2009