Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.

Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022

Donkey Kong

A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.

Yo! What did y’all do last night man!?
We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!

by Emperor Thrawn September 24, 2019

donkey kong

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.

DK. DONKEY KONG!

by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls

That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro

by fortniteblazer420 October 3, 2019

The Donkey Kong

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong

Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night

by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022

donkey kong slam

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone

Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time

by faggitswils December 16, 2017