Jesse is someone who always tells a random girl named Daniela that she smells like peanut butter and is annoying and cannot edit a video
by Danielasmellslikepenutbutter October 28, 2019
by RRII O.G. April 16, 2020
by Bommbnigga February 5, 2017
Man whore, egotistical asshole, perverted dick, who flirts with every girl, and then when he gets them he treats him like shit.
by DrDudemister April 4, 2019
A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 August 31, 2008
A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.
"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
by sophie_jayne February 10, 2008
A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.
by The Pussy Cat August 18, 2015