Jed Thomas

The sexiest man alive who is in one of the best bands.

1: omg who’s that!
2:that’s jed Thomas the sexiest man in the world

by Ml54 January 4, 2020

jed and alyssa

superior in all aspects

i wanna fuck jed and alyssa.

by jed6969 May 7, 2020

Jed Dal Zotto

A 'Jed Dal Zotto' is a man who thinks like no other, He think like an asian who just shat on a kid in fortnite, that asians name is Aarin, the hottest man of all, apart from jung kook

I'm acting like a real 'Jed Dal Zotto' Right now

by Jed Dal Zotto November 15, 2022

levi jed murphy

Levi Jed Murphy is a type of shoe in Canada

For example
Pete said, "I prefer Levi Jed Murphys in a navy blue rather than maroon."

by Canadianguy February 2, 2014

jed dal zotto

a italian man whos uncle is vey hot i mean hes so hot anyone from australia would want him but jed needs a haircut and lionel his wife may sometimes beat him when hes drunk

"uh here goes jed dal zotto with all these bruises from his wife lionel

by caleb mattasoni November 15, 2022

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

by p cutta April 11, 2005

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 11, 2005