he is a dick who thinks he’s cool but he's really not. everybody hates him and he is way more ugly than a constipated blob fish.
“Ewan is an actual dickhead - how can anyone like him”
by bellaisthebest November 24, 2021
by Ethan hayyyy November 24, 2021
by devey March 2, 2022
A young man who doesn't know the difference between a major and minor chord. Ewan only loves three things; his primary love being feet, he seriously can't get enough feet, you better not even flash a glimpse of toe or he will have pictured it and filed it into one of his numerous feet folders or websites. Ewan's second love is for Lucys especially if they are tall because that translates to more feet (preferably over six feet so that he can be dominated) and we already know that feet make Ewan's wee wee go boing boing boing. Ewan's final and most poignant love are anal beads so as he gets dominated by a Lucy and after she has finished pegging him she can rip them out and spin him like a Beyblade. Ewan says he's proud of his 7 As but we all know he really wants 7 Ds, wouldn't be the first time.
Ewan: I like feet, lucy and anal beads
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.
person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?
Keir: Hi Ewan, anything new with you
Ewan: No, I like feet, Lucy and anal beads.
person 1: omg did you hear that Ewan is incredibly famous now
person 2: really what did he do
person 1: I heard he started a website called feetle in which you have 6 attempts to guess which toe he sucked that day and are then rewarded with a foot pic of his
person 2: where do I sign up?
An absolute piece of shit. Utterly detestable in every way. Nobody wants him. He will always be buzzing around, trying to get your attention so he can attempt to insult you. Don't be around a Ewan
Ewan is a little shit.
by that dood is stoopid February 7, 2020
by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022