Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
by CrepescularMonty September 7, 2011
When a christian realizes there is no God.
by snowyday August 15, 2017
by That guy down duh street October 31, 2014
•Someone who gets easily offended/butthurt about everything
•Someone wants to start an argument for no reason
•Someone wants to start an argument for no reason
by SirSagtron July 2, 2016
I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.
by Prime Minister Modi December 20, 2018
Butter chicken that is so spicey, it inevitably will burn your anus into a fiery mayhem upon expelling the chicken from your buthole. Thus being butthurt by the chicken
Alix: Wow, Evans been in the washroom for a while.
Mia: Yeah and he'll be in they're for much longer at that, Luc made some dank butthurt chicken
Mia: Yeah and he'll be in they're for much longer at that, Luc made some dank butthurt chicken
by Combs June 15, 2017
Refers to a member of the group of people around here who, butthurt about Trump winning the election, write definitions using his name.
"Hey look, this butthurt urbanite defined taking a trump as a toxic dump!"
"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"
"Hey this other one made a definition about trumpy butt!"
by EpicDude139 December 17, 2016