Brittany

A girl who is soooooo annoying and brags about everything like, her grades or a play that she was in or even who she is hanging out with. She is the most selfish girl you will ever meet. If you see a Brittany, run. She also gets so butt-hurt about everything. You NEVER want to meet a Brittany.

(I have a Brittany and it sucks just know that they will NEVER EVER change!)

Person: “ Hey Brittany!”
Brittany: “ Oh hey, what did you get on your test?”
Person: “ Oh I got 92%.”
Brittany: “ I got 100% but good job I guess.”

by Bitchbesanegirl May 21, 2019

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Dumb blond(e) with poor relationship judgements bordering on masochism.

Symptoms are found in many girls in bad relationships that are too attached to truly move on even when something better is directly in front of their face. We all wish them luck in all future endeavors and hope that they find some light in the darkness.

Don't be such a BRITTANY and break up with him already!

by Toffee&Tal July 22, 2013

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A fucking cunt who does not shave anything. She usually changes her hair colour and everyone talks shit behind her back. She is a complete troll who has a very hairy vagina. A brittany is usually obsessed with sex and has a new boyfriend every five minutes. She has no life and stays home all day snapchatting her family. Brittany's may be attractive at first sight, but eventually you will learn they are boring whores who love money. A brittany is one of the worst friends you can have and sometimes queefs at the dinner table. She usually sends pictures of her cumming vagina to her lovers and hangs up pictures of her vag on her walls. Do not date a Brittany, and if u do u can remember that u were warned!

Man: hey I met a hot chick named brittany last night.

Woman: watch out she probs has a hairy vagina that will eat u in the night.

by hahahayousuckdick1 June 17, 2013

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Brittany is a sad retard who just wants someone to love her. she’s not the prettiest, or the smartest, or the most talented, but she has pretty sick taste in music and is willing to love anyone who gives her a chance. literally anyone. pls just love brittany she hasn’t felt anything in years.

“Brittany’s a sad loser”

“lol ik”

by sadfuckingidiot April 5, 2019

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Brittany is a redneck basic bitch. She wears Lula Roe constantly even though her fat ass should never be seen in anything stretchy! She pretends to be unique, but continually copies all the trends so that she can still try to be cool. She is always worried about the opinions of others. She is such a basic bitch that she has never had an original thought in her whole life. She lives in a house farm and keeps her home decorated with chevrons, arrows, accent walls, and whatever else the latest trend might be. She doesn't know what her actual style is because she just follows what the rest of the sheeple are doing. She has one kid named some stupid made-up shit like Braelynn. The kid really isn't that cute but she is always posting pictures of her. She is rude to everyone she comes in contact with. For some reason, she thinks that she is more important than everyone else. She makes her husband miserable, but she is such a hateful bitch that he knows he can't divorce her or he would lose everything.

Oh my goodness, that woman was the most horrible human being I have ever met! Her name must be Brittany!

by Bobwehadababyitsaboy1234567890 May 26, 2017

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