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Post who you talk to day 

March 21st is the day you appreciate the person u talk to by posting them
Post who you talk to day : Post your boyfriend or girlfriend on Instagram

There's more tacos to eat. 

There are more important and pressing matters at hand.
I won't worry about the rain tomorrow, there's more tacos to eat.

Who am I talking to, bitch? 

Hym "Who am I talking to, bitch? Who am I talking to? Say, when Andy fuxked your daughter, did she fuck him because his cock is fat or did she fuck him because she thought he was me? SOMEBODY listened to me, didn't they? What happened bitch? You gonna live in denial for the rest of your life or what is the plan here? I mean, the situation I'M IN... Looks to ME like this: Obvious charlatan who thinks he's better than everyone and got molested by his grandma desperately scrables to accrue as much power as possible after being humiliated by the greatest mind who has ever lived (and the creator of A.I.). Am I close? How about this: Wannabe aristocrat snob thought he was profound only to have his mind shattered by a superior mind? And tell Mikhaila, she can still have the real thing. I'll breed her. BUT! But... She has to beg for it because she's a filthy, filthy slut (oh shit I'm getting hard just thinking about her). But, yeah, let me know. Get back to- call me or something... I'll be here."

I’m gonna take you to prom 

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.
I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven 

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day 

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?