Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)

When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.

Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!

Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.

Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 3, 2019
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The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.
Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.
by Your mothers ass March 12, 2014
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a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.
He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"
by swamarama11 August 2, 2016
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1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
by B4C4S4e4 November 1, 2008
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The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.
Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....
by HHeiny November 27, 2013
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Someone who sheilds themself from oppurtunies of getting some poontang making themself poons
Dean stop shielding the poon


stop being such a poon shield u poon


by fRRRb66 February 25, 2009
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