Vegetable sweats is the result of the consumption of a large amount of vegetables and other related none meat items.

Note: if there is a meat sweats there must be some similar in regards to eat copious amounts of non-meat items.
After eating large salad and falafel sandwich, her nape became moist due to vegetable sweats.
by sslaquer June 12, 2012
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When you get so incredibly stoned, that you lose all feeling of your body.
"Hey man, I just smoked 5 blunts."

"Dude, how are you not vegetable high?"
by OhNOxJRo February 27, 2012
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When braining gets to hard so you decide to binge watch tv shows for the rest of the day/week/month/your life
Aight imma turn on vegetable mode to get myself through covid
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Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!
When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley
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When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum
Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye
by flangeface March 11, 2011
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the opposite of a fruitcake; a very straight man who shows many heterosexual qualities
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you just see Evan flirting it up with Andrea!? He really has all the moves.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real bowl of vegetable soup.
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A term for kickass marijuana, specific to members of the Church of Tina Chopp, whose primary sacrament and devotion is repeated sacrifice of the "Holy Vegetable."
Do you smoke the Holy Vegetable? You do? Praise Tina!
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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