Turkey slurpy

The game of slurping a thin slice of turkey and whoever chokes of the turkey slice first loses.

Can be played with any amount of people

Person 1: "Dude lets play Turkey Slurpy!"
Person 2: "Alright let me get the turkey slices"

Turkey slurpy by Turkey slurpy master November 6, 2025

fun time slurpy chug 

Its an inside joke

You won't get it

yo mum a fun time slurpy chug

fun time slurpy chug by Oxford143 November 16, 2018

The Montana Slurpy

When someone is giving a male fellatio whilst singing Hannah Montana songs.

Example:
Dude: Babe, now do the montana slurpy
Girl: Fine Babe. *insert noises of a mixture between slurping dick and Hannah Montana's "Best of Both Worlds".

The Montana Slurpy by Professor Timóteo April 4, 2020

Cheese wiz slurpy

The act when someone unknowingly slurps a different man’s hot load out of a woman’s pussy.

Hate when i get a cheese wiz slurpy when i get home from work

Cheese wiz slurpy by Crankbanger February 8, 2026

raisin slurpee 

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

raisin slurpee by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

Raisin Slurpee 

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

Raisin Slurpee by Loose Stool October 11, 2018

slurpyhorsepussy 

Very similar to a SlurpyDogPussy except the pussy has taken on characteristics that now show signs of being shot out burnt out and completely worn out. SlurpyHorsePussy is the next evolution after SlurpyDogPussy in the subhumanspecies sex bestiality realm as once Dog Dick doesn't work for that DoggyPussy any longer than a woman graduates to Horse cock and once horse cock gets ahold of that pussy it takes on a completely new and different completely worn out look and it's all bad and downhill from there.

Damn bruh that chick Jillian shit is all mashed up and abused I think shes not fucking with dogs but her shit is straight SlurpyHorsePussy and she's fucking with Horse cock.

slurpyhorsepussy by JillianQuist November 20, 2019