slurpy joe

When you secretly replace the coffee creamer with your cum.

I tricked Eric into drinking my Slurpy joe! He loves my new "creamer"

by wife beater2 November 30, 2021

Santa Cruz Slurpy

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

by CSBoi October 25, 2016

The act of shitting in anothers mouth and having them preform oral sex with the shit still in there mouth

Guy1: man i got the best new york slurpy last night
Guy2: wow dude thats gross

The hottest fucking man on the planet.

He pulls only the best bitches, everybody wants to fuck him.

Person A: "Hey, heard of slurpy gamer 06?"
Person B: "Yes, I want to have sex with him.

by kelogsly August 24, 2022

by April 20, 2021

A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails

The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forward on unsolicited to thier entire address book.

by ridge armstrong July 7, 2006

The best way of saying that she gave you top at the red light. It also mean that you’re asking for that sucky suck

Me: “Can i get that slurpy suckatron 3000?”
Caitlin: “bet dik.”

by Jaxden January 18, 2021