Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear March 30, 2016

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

by TheRancher December 17, 2019

Dirty rancher

A country girl who likes older guys

“Hey man, I got me a dirty rancher”

by Mr. Kandykane February 26, 2020

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! March 9, 2018

Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 25, 2019

glass jolly rancher

when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.

hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.

by Sussyboy2? November 1, 2022

Jolly rancher cum shot

When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.

Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt

by Joe Mamamaama May 7, 2021