by Deku es broccoli boi January 6, 2020
Once there was a boy named ___ and his classmates decided to call him big Fat Porcupine. And it kinda stuck.
by Yeep yeep March 19, 2020
1. A phrase which you use when you see a reptile of some sort 2. A part in the movie "Strange Wilderness" where Junior saw a snake and said "Oh shit... a porcupine"
3. Something you say to yourself or another person describing the whiskers on a persons facial region.
3. Something you say to yourself or another person describing the whiskers on a persons facial region.
1. John: "Whoa look at the python."
Tim: "Oh shit a porcupine"
2. Sam: "Look at dave, he just shaved his goatee"
Steph: "Oh shit a porcupine"
Tim: "Oh shit a porcupine"
2. Sam: "Look at dave, he just shaved his goatee"
Steph: "Oh shit a porcupine"
by Virgil Eurp September 3, 2010
a sexual act involving anal sex where in place of a standard lubricant you use crunchy peanut butter causing a rough spiky sensation
man, she ain't gonna be walkin' right for weeks, she let me go anal on her, but I couldn't find the lube, so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some crunchy jiff and gave her the peanut butter porcupine
by PariahComplex April 21, 2011
Baby porcupines almost made it into Martha Stewart's coveted (amongst sentient spices) "SPICE-OF-THE-WEEK". Alas the sample was tainted by porcupine smegma, denied it's rightful place in the annals of spice history, and eventually turned to drugs and bad music to ease the pain of looking like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a chernobyl survivor. This substance is now known as baby porcupine juice
I was trying to sautee these baby porcupines, because they go good with fried friendly whale, but the randy little wanker's got their baby porcupine juice on my hands...Ack! It tasted like a combination of bleach, Zima, and Barbara Bush's neck...now please excuse me while i rinse out the taste with napalm.
by thatdamnbored November 30, 2005
The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.
Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.
by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011
You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
by Zelda_. April 15, 2020