Transnigger paradox

The transnigger paradox is a pronounce about the Transnigger pronouns, alt girls must support Pronouns but will call it racist, therefore creating a paradox.
Emily:"transnigger is racist"
Chad:"but its a pronoun and you have to respect all pronouns, you created a Transnigger Paradox"
Emily:"...."
by Ratatouille but high January 17, 2021
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The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019
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paradox

a seeming contradiction that can be resolved through a higher understanding (and no, not G-d. although some people equate any serious thinking with some higher power)
"in order to achieve peace, we must prepare for war"
by sarah the omnipotent October 18, 2003
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dunbar paradox

when a guy likes a girl for a really really really long time and never talks to her or when a guy dates a really ugly girl.
your in a dunbar paradox for dating her.
by jose julio juan alberto September 27, 2012
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Mandatum paradox

this is a paradox which occurs when someone asks you to 'not be nice to them'. Here, if you do not behave nicely towards them, you are actually listening to them, and thus being nice. Whereas, if you don't listen to them, you'll be acting nice to them. And thus, there is no appropriate action to this command/request.
Dude, she asked me not to be nice to her, but that request makes no sense, isn't the mandatum paradox exactly about this?
by op3rator October 07, 2021
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Zulu's Paradox

The theory that if AnPrims were true AnPrims they would not be using the internet as it is the most advanced communications and information technology we have
- Yeah, John always goes around spewing that he is an AnPrim in Discord servers.
-Well it is as they say, it all goes back Zulu's Paradox.
by Teknikaren February 17, 2021
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The Aryan Paradox

The Aryan Paradox is when you go to sleep as soon as you touch the bed.
Once any part of your body touches the bed no matter if you're wearing clothing or not.
Once touched, you fly over to the center of the bed, with the blanket folding over your body from shoulders and under.
(Person 1) It's a sleepover, how did Aryan sleep already?
(Person 2) He touched the bed, he is part of the Aryan Paradox.
by tatalol October 29, 2021
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