Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023

crypto bronies

A person that is a entrepreneur and into Crypto and is also a male fan of the series My Little Pony

Rick: Apparently he was apart of the crypto bronies
Coober: The crypto bronies? hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣

by msiregalP January 8, 2024

Crypto Ho

Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.

I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.

by RJ Miller July 9, 2023

Crypto Smart City

Virtual Venture Media Coin - VVMC is the BEP20 (BSC) token that aims to create a hedge and bridge between the physical world and the digital one. Only digital cryptocurrency backed by real assets is building the world-first Crypto Smart City in Cambodia.

VVM Coin is building the world-first crypto smart city.

by cryptoleader November 23, 2021

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

crypto currency

money on the internet that makes grown men kill themselves.

DAMN! this crypto currency's value is going down!

by Billy Steve November 13, 2023

crypto parasyte

A nigga friend who also happened to has name as Niger, trying to infect everyone's head with crypto, so much until he made Beans spell PARASITE wrongly.

Xian is slowly becoming a crypto parasyte result from Niger influence. He invested more than 20k dollar into crypto in just 3 months time...

by XianNaix December 18, 2021