Crypto Fatique [cryptique]

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.

"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.

by Cointopay September 17, 2018

Crypto Hack

Crypto Hack is a hosted game mode in Blooket, and the point is to answer questions while stealing crypto from other players. Answer questions to mine Crypto and hack others by infiltrating their defenses to steal their riches. It basically destroys friendships and makes you hate everyone.

"Hey bro we're gonna play Blooket"
"What game mode?"
"Crypto Hack"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by -vqnillaxx- December 14, 2023

Crypto-Journalism

Crypto- meaning Cryptocurrency and Journalism meaning the activity or profession of writing for newspapers, magazines, or news websites or preparing news to be broadcas. So basically "Crypto-journalism" is the Noun.

"I'm a cryptojournalist." or "Crypto-journalism has been around for only two years now."

by SavageKitty June 11, 2018

Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.

Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.

by DannyClarke April 29, 2023

crypto bronies

A person that is a entrepreneur and into Crypto and is also a male fan of the series My Little Pony

Rick: Apparently he was apart of the crypto bronies
Coober: The crypto bronies? hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣

by msiregalP January 8, 2024

Crypto Ho

Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.

I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.

by RJ Miller July 9, 2023

Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.

"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".

by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023