kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

cum-blimp by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021

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Bobby blimp balls

A person who boasts about their testicular prowess, usually masturbation related.
Their testicles so massive, they look reminiscent of giant air blimps.

"Only three tissues? Damn, bro, you gotta pump those numbers up!"
"Wow, look at Bobby blimp balls over here! Go back to your goon cave."

Bobby blimp balls by giggittygiggittybuttscratcher April 30, 2026

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New York Blimp

A marijuana cigarette, a joint that has been rolled thin on the ends and very plump in the center, burns fast till it gets to the center. Popular throughout the state of New York and the country as well, mostly rolled by Old-Timers or people that are just in a hurry to smoke, no skill is required to roll a New York Blimp.

Whilst in the city, ran across a retired NYPD officer, sat down on a bunch he asked if I wanted to smoke, he pulled out a "New York Blimp" that looked like it was pregnant, it was time to spark it up

New York Blimp by FrankW May 23, 2022

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