Bacon 

Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."

Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.

Bacon by Qvack Duck January 2, 2008

bacon 

The Chuck Norris of food. It is usually just strips of fatty pork meat (sometimes turkey) that you cook and then shove, all at once, into your mouth. It's like meaty freakin' heaven.

Bacon is only delicious when it's cooked well, but just a TINY LITTLE BIT crispy. Any crispier and it'll feel like you're crunching rocks or something.

bacon by HGF88 November 17, 2013

Bacon 

Not even that fucking good

"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"

Bacon by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019

bacon 

Bacon is a word used to describe an ravishingly intreging smell, to here "you smell like bacon" is a truly special event, one that should be glorified and you should be honered.

"christa you smell of bacon" said alex
"what" said christa
"grrr i love it" said alex

bacon by Alex Harrison December 3, 2006

bacon 

Something that sounds really good to eat.

An object normally not edible, that would taste good if it could be eaten.

Steve: 'Hey, you want to grab some Taco Bell?'
Louis: 'Sounds bacon to me.'

John: 'Damn dude, did you see that sweet Porsche back there? That was pretty damn bacon.'
Bill: 'I know, I'd love to have one of those.'

bacon by onethousandshards August 27, 2009

bacon 

Term used for police also known as pigs(bacon comes from pigs)

Oh snapz! Here come the bacon

bacon by Ya-GUH-ARIELLE May 30, 2006

bacon 

cops, johnny law, po-po, and many other nick names

look at that bacon over there camping in the dark corner waiting for speeders, he's just as bad as those fags on COD:MW2

bacon by wild man 0023 August 2, 2010