The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous
Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.
by kingwotzit July 19, 2023
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The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
by TheNRLRoast March 7, 2018
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Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
by Chilly mornings December 12, 2015
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The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)
1. I just worked a 12 hour shift and have a wicked case of lodge lung fml
by thomasduhgoat December 2, 2021
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a family of people with the unfortune to be fat by genetics, often resulting with genetic diseases like diabetes and heart problems
Margie's from a serious podge lodge. Even her 13 year old sister is over 200 pounds.

Though Jack himself was skinny, he married the obese Lisa and they happily raised a podge lodge together.
by pedobear3586 February 4, 2011
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A sexual act where one partner inserts the large sized, multi sectioned tootsie roll in the other partner’s anus.
Denise gave me a Roger Lodge last night, and then she ate the tootsie roll!
by RagaDagga April 15, 2022
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