Big burly man with a ginger beard, frequently talks about homosexual activities, but quickly denounces it and puts the blame on an innocent bystander.
Gary: hey look its shelby!
Shelby: hey wheres fred i havnt seen him all day!
Gary: dude thats gay
Austin: why does everything shelby talks about always end up with fred in it?
Shelby: hey wheres fred i havnt seen him all day!
Gary: dude thats gay
Austin: why does everything shelby talks about always end up with fred in it?
by Flargenhaber November 10, 2016
Usually a blond/brunette, outrageously sexy body, and on top of that a nice, "down to earth" type of girl. Most likely a cheerleader or dancer because she loves to be the center of attention. She stands about 5'3", not short... Fun size ;). (good in bed, but NOT a whore)
Who doesn't like Shelby?
by 8) CheeseAndCrackers (8 June 20, 2010
Shelby is a person who is always there to make you laugh even if she can be a Complete ass hole some days. She is a good friend to people that mean something to her but if you don't means thing to her then you will still be treated like an ass hole. She can be pretty and sweet and caring and all that other rubbish that everyone says but that's only SOMETIMES. So if you want to have a amazing friend like a shelby then get on her good side or else you will be treated like an ass hole
by Ray pest May 22, 2017
Shelbys are pretty and have every intention to love you and do anything for you to show you she cares for you. The problem with shelbys are once they show there true colors they get mad and pull knives out with intent to cut. Shelbys like to have babies, so be careful! They may swipe your cum into there vagina just to get pregnant. Once a Shelby has your baby in her, look out! A Shelby might double cross you with another dude but that's just the beginning. Make a Shelby mad enough she will get you arrested for domestic violence then you have to spend hundreds in court. After a shelbys mission is complete they have you arrested with a PO so you can't have anything to do with the child so they return back to dude #1 who may look like a chipmunk. Look out for shelbys because they live amoung us looking to deceive.
Stewart: Shelby came over last night
John: no way! How was she!
Stewart: She cut herself and bled all over the place!
John: I remember my encounter with a Shelby.
"This guy wouldn't buy me everything I wanted so I shelbyed him, I hope he does ten years"
John: no way! How was she!
Stewart: She cut herself and bled all over the place!
John: I remember my encounter with a Shelby.
"This guy wouldn't buy me everything I wanted so I shelbyed him, I hope he does ten years"
by Jeffery dingus December 16, 2016
She's cool, exciting, fun to be around, and LOVES to have a great time! she's super cute and any guy would be lucky to have a girl like her. The people she hangs out with most are people that share the same interests as her. She also gives very good advice! If you ever have a problem, you can go to Shelby to talk about things, and she will not tell anyone! Shelby is very caring and nice. Sometimes though, she can get herself into drama, but everything will be good in the end(:
by hi.123 March 11, 2011
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