Scan

Someone who is an absolute loser and very uncool

Ah lads Faye really is a scan

by MF95 August 23, 2021

scan

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan: scan
other person: grand

by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

scan

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan

tom dolan might say: scan
one would respond with: grand

by yurt1916 April 19, 2021

Scans

A large unit who only rows for a living. He is a total stud, gets all the chicky babes.

"Wow, that Scans! He's got so many girlfriends!"

by turtflop March 15, 2016

Scan

A person who is in a state of monks or someone who is acting like a monks

Last night my bro was being very scan when he lied to my face

by Gingerpubes1691 April 11, 2017

scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 26, 2023

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020