3 definitions by MF95

When your penis is extremely small (almost mouse sized) so you can fit in someone’s ear giving a strange sensation in the ear
The bouncer tried to kick me out of the night club so I brought him into the toilets and gave him a Moulin Dermo
by MF95 September 20, 2023
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When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis
As far as I know he’s the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. It’s easier for him to walk now anyway
by MF95 September 23, 2023
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Someone who is an absolute loser and very uncool
Ah lads Faye really is a scan
by MF95 August 23, 2021
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