Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.

Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

Poseidon Studios

An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time

Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?

Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill

by Poseidon Studios September 23, 2022

poseidon's embrace

When dropping a deuce and warm water splashes you from below.

Installing the heated toilet turned poseidon's kiss into an enjoyable poseidon's embrace.

by crushnsandos July 27, 2023

Poseidon

Josh Moskowitz is the God Poseidon

holy shit it’s the guy who can bench press 225! POSEIDON!

by Hooban Mo November 24, 2021

poseidon

catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek

"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

poseidon

fake

"You are so poseidon"
"No I'm not you're poseidon!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2021