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newsfeed pollution

When a "friend" decides to troll or duly express themselves several times within a short amount of time on Facebook, thereby appearing in consecutive posts.

This tends to raise ragemetere very fast when you're trying to creep on some hot wimminz.
Chester: There's a reason China doesn't have facebook..
Charles: What's the reason for this?
Chester: To avoid adding newsfeed pollution to their Intranets and causing strain for their filters.
Charles: Ingenious the Communists!

DatNigkaSoWavey: shieeeet... dem hoeS frOm dAt pArtY la$t wUzz blOwingG mA nEwsfeeD and polluttin it.
Broseph: I see my niqqa.
by phoreals August 22, 2011
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Discussion Pollution

A person entering a, usually controversial, discussion with the most surface-level, stereotype-based, and hyperbolic arguments possible. Their take then becomes the easy go-to meme response that spreads, resulting in a form of Flanderization for the discussion as a whole, cutting any nuance or complexity to the discourse and adding undeserved importance to it.

Some of the more prevalent examples of this are in discussions of Fermi's paradox, where the go to is, "Aliens don't talk to us because we're stupid," despite how much it's implying about the aliens in question. And arguments about America not using the metric system, with the reason often being, "Americans are too stupid and lazy to understand it," forcing a stereotype and ignoring any actual reasons the US hasn't switched over.
Since these arguments are often done for quick validation, they often have little to no research backing them either due to overconfidence of being right, or an unconscious fear of having to think complexly.
commenter 1: omfg why don't Americans just switch to metric already, why are they too dumb to do government.
commenter 2: You could leave and google how states' rights work, fucking discussion pollution.
by dirtwashere April 9, 2023
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GolfCart Polluter

The GolfCart Polluters are coming! Hide your food!
by th3.D1_H8t3r September 8, 2023
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Polluted Cow

Polluted Cow is how the world will look like in years from now. It will destroy our planet. It is our inevitable future
"Wow the world will really look like a polluted cow
by jajacoro12 October 22, 2019
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Pollution

Bullshit people put out into the world that is not good or relevant to the success of our species and/or environment.
Karen told me to act less gay because she thought I was on drugs after her 5th bottle of wine. Her farts were polluting the garden and it stank. This is an example of pollution
by Maskcultisme April 23, 2021
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Pollution free Day

Pollution Free Day is a day you can pick

( between May 7-14 ) to help our environment. You can do this by using eco-friendly vehicles, picking up trash, etc.
Y/n: Pollution free day starts tomorrow!
Friend: I am not available tomorrow:,)
Y/n: That is why you can pick between the days May 7- May 14! That way if you are busy or unavailable a specific day you can always do it another time:)
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Ya pollution

A South-west Scottish term,`Here You ya pollution ye!`, for someone your, rather less than, fond of
Ya pollution.., As above
by Contumax October 28, 2022
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