son: dad i dont even like michigan
dad: youre right son we should have moved to ohio. *sigh*
mom: GO BUCKEYES!! michigan is our bitchigan!!
dad: youre right son we should have moved to ohio. *sigh*
mom: GO BUCKEYES!! michigan is our bitchigan!!
by dmoo April 16, 2009
Dude, she totally michiganated my dick last night.
It totally michiganated my evening when the bomb blew up my mom's intestines and she died a slow, agonizing death.
It totally michiganated my evening when the bomb blew up my mom's intestines and she died a slow, agonizing death.
by c dazzle December 7, 2008
Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"
by LK411 March 1, 2021
A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!
Yale Michigan makes me depressed.
by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019
On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.
by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004
by Adogg69 September 27, 2013
Heroin capitol of the state. Favorite past times include committing felonies, overdosing on drugs in McDonald's bathroom, and domestic violence against your fifth baby momma.
Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Nightlife consists of snorting xanax and fighting the cops, going to the dying Mall of Monroe for a few hours to poke fun at the rent a cops.
The dating pool consists of men who have either been to prison several times or are currently on felony probation for various reasons. and women who have five children by five different men by the age of 21.
The local cuisine consists of stale meat from the East end markets and Bud Light purchased by returning bottles and cans to the local Wal-Mart.
The attire of his lovely city often consists of an ankle monitor, pants sagging to your ankles and a pair of bootleg Chinese Air Jordan's you stole from your neighbor.
Monroe, come for the heroin, stay because you're now in jail and owe $10,000 in child support to some prostitute you slept with at a party one night!
Guy : Shiettt babygurl u my fine piece of ass and my bitch
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
Girl : Teeheehee oh baby you so bad get me pregnant and then beat my ass and go to prison while I raise the kids
Guy : Of course mah hoe, this is Monroe, Michigan after all.
by MurderMitten April 13, 2018