“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”
by kay_b3 April 12, 2018
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021
by Kindered_spirits January 30, 2023
When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
by brushnz February 5, 2022
by Kinder-ninth: The Chronicles April 24, 2013