Johnny Depp

Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!

PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.

by Fred Ritzen November 22, 2004

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A man that you would go gay for. Yeah, you would.

Man1: You know who i could totally go gay for? Johnny Fucking Depp.

Man2: Yeah, well who the fuck wouldn't?

Johnny Depp: Hey.

Both: (womanly scream and giggle)

by CKendallJ February 25, 2010

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Some 40 something year old Frenchmen who disses America, yet loves to come to America and make movies. Every girl loves him to death and would love to fuck him, yet he is old enough to be their father. He can't make movies for shit either.

Johnny Depp is a fucking moron. Go back to France and talk shit on your own country you shitbag. Die while your at it too.

by Hi-Ya Zip February 10, 2009

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the hottest guy. ever.
he is *sexy*
and an amazing actor.
allllll other guys should be jealous of him.

My friend's mom grew up with Johnny Depp

random guy: man, i wish i was johnny depp
random girl: yeah, then maybe i'd like you

by bananananana12 September 26, 2010

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God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alive two years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.

Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!

by Twocoolwhitegirls April 20, 2010

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