An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.
by Gernansky February 14, 2008
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Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
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(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
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To sit between two men with a stiffy in each hand push into and pulling each one as if you were driving a bobcat.
When on the bench seat of the work truck Jay loved bobcat driving Paul and Troy
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What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat
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The only true meaning of bobcatting is the following one.

a few guys go stand in a circle and each of them jerks off the guy on their left. (or right whatevs)
Mostly used as an insult
guy A "you heard the news about these guys? They were bobcatting all weekend"
guy B "thats disgusting"
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The action of attempting to insert a flaccid object into a tight hole.
"Dammit Billy, I'm trying to thread my tippet into this indicator and it's a total Buttery Bobcat going on over here."
"I was at the brothel last night and was so drunk I totally did a Buttery Bobcat"
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