When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.
Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?
Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

by Peego January 1, 2021

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??
by kermit999 October 23, 2009

luxpaws system alter named toddy tickler
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.
by .sinicism March 26, 2024
