Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

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by Clevemeyer October 21, 2015

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Dick Licker

it says it in the name

Wow you motherfucking dick licker

by 21nicee April 17, 2022

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A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.

"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"

by B1992 June 29, 2016

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honky ass licker

definition:
An Alternian slur often used by goldbloods.

2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)

by geese_official December 20, 2019

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