Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 22, 2019

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

Silly Moose

Calling someone a silly moose means that they are acting silly and acting like a dickhead at the same time.

Oh, you silly Moose!

by LukeNelson69 January 4, 2020

Big Moose

Canadian term for "Big Mood"

Yo, that's totally Big moose , ay

by CreatorOfBigMoose September 19, 2018

Moose Chucker

A derogatory term for Canadians. From Canadia.

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.

by Generic User the Nth March 9, 2011

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

by P-Station November 20, 2017

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021