retarted love

what people coin as "young love" and believe everything will work out the way they want it to.

young love is great isn't it?
No, nigga are you stupid, its retarded love.
what is retarded love?
retarted love is when you think love is everything in the world

by life in a nutshell January 19, 2015

I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm

I love my jordan more than anything

by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019

Unfortunate love

Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.

“he has unfortunate love…”

by Mr. Gupta August 8, 2023

love mash

To give lots of love to someone or something

She love mashed that dog, she wouldn't stop talking about how cute he was.

by Fig Jam April 4, 2023

love of seans life

lauren

friend 1: "whos the love of seans life?"
friend 2: "lauren"

by loveyousooooomuch November 25, 2020

I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

Herbie The Love Bug

Vehicular film from the summer of 2005, which starred Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton and Matt Dillon, whom played the very manipulating, self obsessed arsehole Trip Murphy to Maggie Peyton, whom was the character played by Lohan, whom eventually got her way at the end with her Volkswagen Beetle, also known as Herbie!

Dude, you seen that movie Herbie The Love Bug?
Hell yeah, it was one that I always watched in my childhood!

by Emmy Emmett December 21, 2020