Grenatoring yourself

Grenatoring refers to locking yourself in perpetual suffering by logging out somewhere where you will die once you log back in.

Person 1: Oh damnit, are you Grenatoring yourself again?
Chad: OH GOD HELP

by hehehehaw_balls December 5, 2022

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 20, 2023

zero yourself

a way to tell people to kill themselves

person 1: "thanks"
person 2: "zero yourself dumbass retard"

by nexbo January 19, 2023

Go Huck Yourself

When you're so kinky that you use a build your own dildo kit to fuck yourself.

Ray, go huck yourself . You know he'd totally do that, he's so kinky he'd totally do that!

by Joew310 March 11, 2016

Frost yourself

Verb: slang for someone jizzing on le tits, wearing a diamond necklace and someone jizzing on the necklace, or jizzin on your own le tits and le licking it off.

“May I frost yourself”
“Would you love it if I frosted your mom”

by pissybabyGORL December 4, 2022

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2012

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 15, 2012