when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch
jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'
by sexy left toe December 15, 2019
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The best person ever. An awesome dancer from Texas that lives in Denver, CO and goes to West. And guess who it is? Me!!!
by jamie13254 April 29, 2016
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a cute couple who both love each other but neither will admit it until the jamie distances and they lose closeness.

Someone; Aww aren't they cute
Person:Yeah but they're both such jodie/jamies
Someone; Aww aren't they cute
Person:Yeah but they're both such jodie and jamie
by kimmi92345 November 20, 2013
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An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop
Kendo "you met jamies maw?"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"
by TheEthernets March 1, 2018
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The living legend himself jamie-ray is that of a GOD and despite annoying the shit out of everyone around him they all love him
U know jamie-ray hes a bit of a dickhead
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Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.
I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.
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