after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!
Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
by Dickless Santorum June 6, 2015
When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.
by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023
When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name March 1, 2012
by Bryerk1 June 12, 2021
by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022
she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.
or in past tense...
that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.
or in past tense...
that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.
by mr. z800 July 8, 2011
This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
by Noremac1981 June 3, 2022