When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.
Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
by pseudonym=steve April 20, 2020
Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT
by Dabigpp March 1, 2023
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock
by Lunarseawitch March 10, 2022
"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
by ClownShoes123 July 6, 2010