Weezer Stan

Commonly misinterpreted as awful virgin nerds with no style or taste.

In reality, they are stylish, albeit virgins, with excellent taste, social lives, and unique senses of humor.

Ew, you’re a Weezer Stan?

Damn right I’m a Weezer Stan!

Or

I converted a girl to Weezer Stan nation

Bro cousin: You’re dating

Guy: no but she mixed up Green Day with Slash
Bro cousin: Run the fuck away

by Distractor in Chief March 31, 2021

Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.

Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III October 11, 2022

weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.

"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"

by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 14, 2022

Weezer fan

a type of person that must be executed

"ayo i heard Michael was a Weezer fan, lets tear of his limbs"

by Reddertarded April 5, 2022

Weezer Forum

A kickass message board for weezer fans around the world

www.weezerforum.com pwns.

by guetecher April 12, 2004

Weezer hater

A person named Stephanie.

Damn, imagine being a weezer hater like stephanie

by Weezer-Lover-In-The-Sun December 19, 2020

Weezer Fan

Someone who enjoys listening to the band Weezer unironically. Usually the cringiest and least funny member of the friend group. Always tries to get other people to listen to it as well.

Since we are such Weezer Fans, we listened to an entire album after we finished having gay sex!

by ZestyMuffin October 1, 2021