A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.
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What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?

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You're right to think that because it isn't.
by Hill Bicks May 3, 2016
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Delta Tau Delta is a greek letter organization commonly refered to as one of the following; "Dudes touching dudes," or "Deep throat daddies." Members of this fraternity are frequently seen performing acts of depravity and sexual deprivation on not only one another, but also animals (especially goats) and any girl that is unlucky enough to end up ruffied on their front lawn.
Guy 1: "Hey man did you hear that weird sound last night?"
Guy 2: "Ya dude, I think Delta Tau Delta's poor goat finally got raped to death last night."
Guy 1: "hmm.... I didn't know that was actually possible."
by Concerned citizen 8 December 6, 2006
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Any person in Tau Kappa Epsilon is half the man a Phi is.

If you can't go greek, go TKE.
by Scholarship Chair May 8, 2008
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Chi Alpha Tau is a local Sorority at Millersville University. XAT was founded on October 23, 1984. The sorority motto is "Lasting Friendship and Service to Others." The sorority colors are Aqua and Black, with Opal as the Gem. Chi Alpha Tau's mascot is a black cat with aqua eyes.

Chi Alpha Tau is a social service sorority, not a "female frat boy".
Sisters of Chi Alpha Tau are classy, driven women. The bond of sisterhood lasts forever.
by xat sister February 6, 2010
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Gnomes of the garden variety. Known to chase rainbows and sniff pansies while riding unicorns throughout all of Deltland. Sometimes live inside hollowed-out trees (occasionally treehouses) where they bake cookies. Usually the lamest fraternity (or sorority) chapter on whatever campus is ashamed enough to have them. As you would expect to come with their tiny stature, their penises are unusually small. Also referred to as midgets, elves, dwarfs, munchkins, little people, and "small penised freaks."
"Those are some nice garden gnomes you have in your lawn."
"Actually, that's a Delta Tau Delta chapter meeting."
"Makes sense. I don't know why a sculptor would sculpt such small penises."
by KingDelt January 31, 2008
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Frat boy #1: hey what's the nastiest sorority on campus?

Frat boy #2: sigma delta tau
by thetowsongirl April 20, 2011
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Gnomes of the garden variety. Known to chase rainbows and sniff pansies while riding unicorns throughout all of Deltland. Sometimes live inside hollowed-out trees (occasionally treehouses) where they bake cookies. Usually the lamest fraternity (or sorority) chapter on whatever campus is ashamed enough to have them. As you would expect to come with their tiny stature, their penises are unusually small. Also referred to as midgets, elves, dwarfs, munchkins, little people, and "small penised freaks."
"Those are some nice garden gnomes you have in your lawn."
"Actually, that's a Delta Tau Delta chapter meeting."
"Makes sense. I don't know why a sculptor would sculpt such small penises."
by KingDelt January 31, 2008
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