Spangle

To sexually spank and strangle

“Spangle me daddy, aye aye ayeee”

by Mena Metias October 23, 2020

Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Spangle-Eye

Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.

Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?

by Tallulah Lovegood February 3, 2009

spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

Spangle

Starr is cool lol

Spangles, I said to SHREK.

by Freestanding dishwasher July 27, 2020

spangle head

Spangle head

Look at him / her they think they know it all their nothing but a Spangle head .

by Bangerbob September 30, 2020

Spangle

The feeling or state of pure sadness. To be but not feel. Usually felt in an office environment. In some regions spangle is know as a spiritual place where if one goes they can never return and have to live in eternal pain and sadness. The Deity of spangle is know as Spanglejuice Don´t say his name more than three times... for further reference refer to Bob Sagget stand up material of the late 1990´s.

hey ted how you doing?
You know just in spangle life is hard.

Spanglejuice ruled over spangle he never said much but his presence was felt through out all of spangle.

by Tad Jansen August 15, 2018